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Eminem( Slim Shady )
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My First Single
Lyricist:Marshall Mathers Iii, Luis Resto
Ohh, yeah So much for first single on this one
Shady's the label, aftermath is the stable That the horses come out of erra of course we're about to stir up Some shit, thick as Ms. Buttersworth's syrup
It's the Mr. picked on Christopher Reeves Just for no reason, other than just to tease him 'Cause he was his biggest fan, he used to be Superman Now, we're pourin' liquor on the curb in his name for him
Eminem, you wait till we meet up again Fucker, I'm kickin' your ass for everything you've ever said
It goes, one for the money, two for the fuckin' show Ready, get set, let's go Here comes the buckin' bronco Stompin' and stampedin' up the damn street like them buffalo soldiers
I told ya, I'm about to blow so look out below Geronimo, motherfuckers is dominoes I'm on a roll, around and around I go When will I stop? I don't know
Tryin' to pick up where the Eminem show left off But I know, anything's possible though I'm not gonna top what I sold I'm at the top of my game that shit is not gonna change
As long as I got Dr. Dre on my team, I'll get away with murder I'm like O.J., he's at my Cochran today We keep the Mark Fuhrman tapes in a safe, locked away Better watch what you say
Just when you thought you were safe, them fuckers got you on tape You swear to God, you was playin' whether or not you was little Joshua Gosh, I wish I coulda told ya to not do the same 'Cause one day, it could cost you your name
And this was supposed to be my first single But I just fucked that up, so Fuck it, let's all have fun, let's mingle Slap a bitch and smack a ho
This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle That you hear on your radio But shit's about to hit the shingle Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, no
Erra, erra, Erick swallowed some generic sleepin' pills And woke up in bed next to his best friend Derrick bare naked Jane [Incomprehensible]just turned 16 and used a fake ID To sneak in V.I.P. to see R. Kelly, he, he, he, he, he, he
To be so young and naive Oh, what I wouldn't give to live so Kim and carefree Paris and Nicky's parents must be so tickled They cherish every picture with their kids with hickeys all over their necks
Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com Hickory, dickory, Dirk Diggler, look at me work Wizardry with these words Am I a jerk or just jerk chicken Or jerkin' the chain?
22 jerks in a jerk circle, or is it a circle, jerk? Wait a minute, what am I sayin'? Allow me to run it back and rewind it Let me ask you again
Am I just jerkin' the chain? Am I berserk or insane? Or am I just one of them damn amateurs workin' the damn camera? Filmin' one of them Paris Hilton homemade pornos Who keeps tiltin' the lens at an angle
Just recently, somebody just discovered Britney and Justin, videotapes of them fuckin' When they were just musketeers in the Mickey Mouse Club And dusted 'em and went straight to the source with them
'Cause they coulda sworn someone said, ‽Nuh†And then tried to erase and record over it But if you listen close enough to it, you can hear the, uhh, uhh And then they come to find out, it was Justin sayin, 'I'm gonna cum'
And this was supposed to be my first single But I just fucked that up, so Fuck it, let's all have fun, let's mingle Slap a bitch and smack a ho
This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle That you hear on your radio But shit's about to hit the shingle Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, no
Any opinions or somethin' you just wanna get off your chest And address it about my lyrics, I'd love to hear it All you gotta do is pick up the phone and just dial up this number It's 1-800-I'm a dick sucker, I love to suck a dick
And if someone picks up you can talk all the shit you want about me Just type in your number back and follow it by the pound key And I'll be sure to get back as soon as there comes a day That I fall out with Dre, wake up gay, and make up with Ray
So, fuck a chicken, lick a chicken, suck a chicken, beat a chicken Eat a chicken like it's a big cock, ba, ca, ba, kawk Or suck a dick, and lick a dick, and eat a dick, and stick a dick In your mouth, I'm done you can fuck off, fucka, fuck off
And this was supposed to be my first single But I just fucked that up, so Fuck it, let's all have fun, let's mingle Slap a bitch and smack a ho
This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle That you hear on your radio But shit's about to hit the shingle Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, no
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