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Seanan McGuire
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Another Mad Science Love Song
MINION #1: Doctor, why the long face?
MAD SCIENTIST #1: I guess I left it in the mutagen too long. My mind's not on my work.
MINION #2: Master, what's wrong?
MAD SCIENTIST #2: I just can't focus on death rays and evil plots today. Maybe tomorrow.
MINION #1: But Doctor--
MINION #2: But Master--
MINIONS: What's wrong?
MS #1: World domination's a solitary art, MS #2: Don't leave much time for affairs of the heart. MS #1: But we were young once, BOTH: Before we went all the way mad!
MS #1: Oh-oh-oh...
MS #2: We always knew we had our destiny, but... MS #1: For just a while, it was him and me, MS #2: And now I wonder-- BOTH: Did we really know what we had?
Oh-oh-oh...
Another mad science love song, MS #1: It was boy meets girl, MS #2: Oh, yeah, I conquered that world. BOTH: Who could have known things would go wrong? MS #2: She liked her labcoats tight -- MS #1: We went grave-robbing all night!
MINION #2: Was she your lab tech? MS #2: Oh, don't be absurd.
MINION #1: Did you dissect him? MS #1: Have you listened to a word?
BOTH: He/she was the love of my life, It all seemed meant to be, And to think that we met At University!
MINION #1: How did you know he was the guy for you? MINION #2: What made you certain that your love was true? MINION #1: Were there romantic dinners by an open grave? MINION #2: Did you use mind control? Was she a willing slave?
BOTH: Oh!
Another mad science love song. MS #2: Her skill with DNA Just made me wanna obey. BOTH: I guess our nature was too strong -- MS #1: He worked in steel and chrome, His lair was almost home.
MINION #1: Did you betray him? MS #1: We are what we are.
MINION #2: Did she attack you? MS #2: I treasure every scar,
BOTH: He/she was the love of my life, But still, I knew my path; Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com Love has to wait 'til I've punished Those who dared to laugh!
Oh-oh-oh...
MS #2: But this isn't forever, It's just 'til my evil plan Comes into flower.
MS #1: No, this isn't forever, Just until the whole planet Quakes under my power...
He'll be my consort when the world is mine. MS #2: When I crush the weak, she'll be my concubine. MS #1: And maybe then he'll see MS #2: Then maybe I'll reveal MS #1: How things were meant to be, BOTH: And how I really feel!
BOTH: Another mad science love song, MINIONS: (Shoo-wop-wop, ooo, shoo-wop-wop.) MS #1: No man's an island alone, MS #2: Although I call one home, BOTH: Now I've been waiting for so long, MINIONS: (Shoo-wop-wop, ooo, shoo-wop-wop.) MS #2: Baby, are you still mine? MS #1: Will things be different this time?
MINION #2: So you still love her? MS #2: Some things never die.
MINION #1: Can't you forget him? MS #1: I can't even try!
BOTH: He/she was the love of my life, It all seemed meant to be, And to think that we met At University!
BOTH: Another mad science love song! MINIONS: (Shoo-wop-wop, ooo, shoo-wop-wop.) BOTH: My IQ breaks the charts, And still he/she broke my heart! MINIONS: (Oh-oh-oh...) BOTH: Another mad science love song! MINIONS: (Shoo-wop-wop, ooo, shoo-wop-wop.) BOTH: We made a perfect pair, It was a crazy affair, oh-oh-oh...
MS #1: Another mad science love song... MS #2: And she may never know MS #1: The way I miss him so. MS #2: Another mad science love song... MS #1: We were the perfect pair, MS #2: It was just meant to be, And to think that we met BOTH: At University,
ALL: Oh-oh-oh.
MS #2 (sigh): Come on, Igor. We've got work to do.
MINION #2: Yes, Master.
ALL: Oh-oh-oh-oh.
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