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Offbeat
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Wildlife Instrumental
Hello there and welcome, I'm glad you could make it On this trip to one of Britain's deadliest places Now keep weak about you in this strange land As we go on a quest to find the great British land A couple housekeeping tips I need to quickly mention please don't rash photography you let me do attention Soak yourself up in aftershave and use it as a mask And put this skin-tight t-shirt on to act as camouflage Now that's all been covered, we're ready to get started There's a pack of lads now Just look at their markn! Their unique tatoos differ them from rival gangs A bunch of Chinese symbols And a couple tribal bands There's six of them in total And although they're mostly social They're likely to attack another pack if they're not local They operate collectively, and often have a tendency to urinate in public places just to mark their territory
: Welcome to the jungle, it's a hostile terrain A dangerous location for predators and prey It may not seem that way to you, especially in the day But when that falls it turns into a very different place. Let's take a closer look at this group in perticular Hands up anybody here who knows this bit of trivia What do trace do Yes, you in the back? (He's the loudest and the biggest!) Correct, now in this group Gab is the leader And he's in charge of all the bee and the males who are weaker When it comes where to go he makes the selection And when he cracks a joke they all laugh without exception The females of the species also has degrees of status But their rank is measured on a slightly different basis The queen bee is usually the one who's the most attractive So being alpha-lad comes with another big advantage The system is acceped and must always be respected The spalit can fly cause the lad got objective This might not seem fair to you ― and I agree, it isn't But out here in the jungle, it's survival of the fittest Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com : Welcome to the jungle, it's a hostile terrain A dangerous location for predators and prey It may not seem that way to you, especially in the day But when that falls it turns into a very different place Now I know that you came here, for one main reason To see the British lad during mating season And now that he's drunken up, it only seem right To try and find a parter to take home for the night There's more men than women, which is always the way So they engage in a complex course of display This can range from anything, from dancing to posing, to telling her about the kind of car that he's owning. Don't look now ― but I think we got a match! Gab spotted Tracy, and she thinks he's a catch! They're grinding on the dancefloor, but just before they leave, they're greeted by her ex mating partner called Steve Neither will back down, so a violent by himself Where everything from foreheads to beer bottles are used Steve is victorius, so one missing cage in Gab goes
home with a kebab, to watch base station
Welcome to the jungle, it's a hostile terrain A dangerous location for predators and prey It may not seem that way to you, especially in the day But when that falls it turns into a very different place I know it's bad I wanna be a lad I wanna drink like lads Think like lads It's sad I know it's bad I wanna be like lads I wanna cool like lads I wanna grew like lads It's mad
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